Ep 0060: Musical Instruments

The Habit Comedy Podcast
The Habit Comedy Podcast
Ep 0060: Musical Instruments

What is the best musical instrument? A piano on the back of a truck? Steel drums on a Caribbean cruise? A tuba at Oktoberfest? Moisten your reed, empty your spit valve, and get ready for The Habit to draft THE BEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. Sponsored by the best NFL Office Pool since sliced bread: GlorifiedRugby.com.

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2 Replies to “Ep 0060: Musical Instruments”

  1. Trombones definitely do not suck it. Of particular joy is the sound of a well-played Jazz trombone. They rock the baseline without stepping on it. I once read that the most pleasing sound in the world is that of an accordion being tossed into a trashcan filled with bagpipes.

    Bagpipes are the most self-absorbed of all instruments! Even a harp does not rise to that level of snobbery. A harp DESERVES to be snobbish but is too classy to act that way. A bagpipe, on the other hand … Perhaps it is the person playing the pipes that I truly despise. “Ach, look ‘a me in ma kilt. I got nothin underneath, ya know”. “This pa’ticulah Tartan design goes back ta ma family’s rock farm in the Highlands”. No, both the squealing, incessant whine of the instrument AND the puffery of the one playing it can suck it.

  2. Am I the only one who is disappointed to find no new episodes? Surely not! It is simply that I am the only one to comment thusly, herely, stupidly, Bruce Lee.

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