What is the best musical instrument? A piano on the back of a truck? Steel drums on a Caribbean cruise? A tuba at Oktoberfest? Moisten your reed, empty your spit valve, and get ready for The Habit to draft THE BEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan […]
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Ep 0059: Camping Activities
Swimming? Hiking? Drinking? What IS the best thing to do while camping? First of all… great question. Get cozy in your hammock and listen to The Habit draft THE BEST CAMPING ACTIVITIES. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review […]
Ep 0058: Convenience Store Items
Hurry! Pop in to the convenience store. You’ve got 90 seconds. What are you getting? Candy? Condoms? Scratchers for grandpa? The Habit Comedy Podcasts drafts the best items to purchase at your local convenience store. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please […]
Ep 0057: Titles
The title says it all! This episode is all about the best “Honorifics,” a.k.a. Titles. Ladies and Gentlemen… Lords and Ladies… What is the best title? Find out in an all new episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast. But most importantly… what are parties like? Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest […]
Ep 0056: Food at a BBQ
Who wants cheese? Break out the briquettes and bring your favorite “salad” as The Habit Comedy Podcast invites you over for a backyard cookout when they draft the BEST FOOD AT A BBQ. No seafood. BYOB. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest grillmaster, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review […]
Ep 0055: Greetings
Greetings and Salutations! Helllooooo!? Yo yo yo. Find out what exactly *IS* up as The Habit Comedy Podcast drafts THE BEST GREETINGS. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don’t, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going […]
Ep 0054: Fairy Tales
Why is every Fairy Tale about eating children? What is Goldilocks’ problem anyway? And who can’t forget the timeless Fairy Tale of Armageddon, starring Bruce Willis. The Habit leaves a trail of bread crumbs straight to these answers and much more, as they draft BEST FAIRY TALES. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and […]
Ep 0053: Urban Myths
Who REALLY shot JFK? Would LIBRARY 51 be less mysterious? What is Bigfoot’s best sport? The Habit Comedy Podcasts goes deep underground to uncover the hidden truths behind the world’s best kept conspiracies and legends as they draft THE BEST URBAN MYTHS. Only listen from a safe place. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, […]
Ep 0052: Ice Cream
I scream. You scream. We all scream when the Habit serves up a tasty new episode as they draft THE BEST ICE CREAM. Is plain chocolate ice cream garbage? How much chewing is too much? Does anybody really want a cherry on top? Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan […]
Ep 0051: Pet Peeves
What REALLY annoys you? Inefficiency? Selfishness? Racism? The Habit digs deep into the human psyche to share their biggest gripes as they draft THE BEST PET PEEVES. Trigger warning: Increasingly Drunk Ryan. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If […]
Ep 0050: Hours of the Day
Here we go — it’s Zero hour for an all new Habit Comedy Podcast as they draft the best Hours of the Day. What’s your favorite time? Is Happy Hour all that great? When is the best time for a duel? No matter what time of day it is for you, find out now. Featuring […]
Ep 0049: School Supplies
Stop. Put your pencils down… it’s an all new episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast, in which we draft the best SCHOOL SUPPLIES. What exactly is a Trapper Keeper trapping and keeping? Can erasers suck it? What is better — a mechanical pencil or mechanical bull? Listen to find out. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, […]
Ep 0048: Punctuation
You’ve never heard of an iterrobang?! Then what do *YOU* think is the best punctuation? And what makes the comma so versatile? You bet we find out in this (all new) episode! [Inserts airpods.] Including, but not limited to: try hard curly brackets; arrogant semi-colons; Tulane commas*; etc… #Hashtag Featuring Ryan/Dobosh, David_Swidler, Jeff @ Schell, […]
Ep 0047: Pants
Keep your pants on! An all new-episode is here, featuring THE BEST PANTS. What makes good pants? What exactly is “athleisure?” Would you wear a kilt? Dave, Ryan, and Jeff show you who really wears the pants. Special guest appearance by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don’t, […]
Ep 0046: The Muppets
What makes a good Muppet? Does Sesame Street count? How do you rate streetwise stoop bum Oscar the Grouch? The Habit drafts the very best Muppets. Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, Lucas Thayer, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don’t, the […]
Ep 0043: Tom Hanks Movies
America’s favorite podcast drafts movies by America’s favorite dad, Tom Hanks.
Ep 0042: Weather Phenomena
Come for the correct Latin grammar. Stay for the mildly upsetting picks. Ryan is an agent of chaos. Jeff wants the indoors but outdoors. Dave vows to avoid talking about Seattle weather.
Ep 0039: Body Parts [Ep 0003 Rebroadcast]
During our Quadrennial World Cup Hiatus™, The Fantasy Draft Podcast takes you back to a classic episode from Season 1, The Best Body Parts. This episode is the very first appearance of Lil’ Davy Wet Pants, as well as the origin story of several Ryan nicknames.
Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0035: Best Things About Summer
This Memorial Day, The Fantasy Draft Podcast kicks off the unofficial official start of summer by drafting The Best Things About Summer.
Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0034: Chips
Ridges? Kettle style? Potato? Corn? Tortilla? The Fantasy Draft Podcast scans the aisles to find the Best Chips.
Featuring David Swidler, John Osebold, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0031: Exercises
Need something to listen to while you work out? Let The Fantasy Draft Podcast help distract you as they draft the Best Exercises.
Featuring David Swidler, Lucas Thayer, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0030: Excuses
Got too drunk? Family Emergency? Dog ate your homework? Find out how to get out of, or apologize for, any situation with The Fantasy Draft Podcast as they draft the Best Excuses.
Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0028: Dinosaurs
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft the best Dinosaurs in a very special episode of The Fantasy Draft Podcast. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold and the feathered Doboshaurus.
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Ep 0027: Beverages
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft the best drinks in this week’s episode of The Fantasy Draft Podcast. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold and Sam’s pink eye.
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Ep 0026: Game Shows
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell chime-in to answer the question, “what are the best game shows,” in this week’s episode of The Fantasy Draft Podcast. Special guest appearance by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0025: Sandwiches
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell christen Season 2 of The Fantasy Draft Podcast with a tasty Sandwich draft. Special guest appearance by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0024: Thanksgiving Side Dishes
Finally! Something worth debating with your racist uncle: The Best Side-Dishes of Thanksgiving. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0023: Halloween Candy
It’s a Halloween Day Miracle! A new episode from America’s Favorite Fantasy Draft. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0022: Desserts
It’s The Habit’s Season One Finale! Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell treat you to a delicious Desserts Fantasy Draft. Cake? Pie? Ice Cream? There can be only one, Highlander. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0020: Kitchen Utensils
Which is the most invaluable kitchen utensil? Or is it valuable? David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft everything but the kitchen sink in this week’s draft. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams. Sponsored by GlorifiedRugby.com.
[Rebroadcast] EP 0006: Super Powers Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best super powers. Jeff finds himself crouched in the corner of a room, coated in baby powder. Ryan shape shifts into an animal that sits atop domed stadiums. Dave stumbles into telekinesis while controlling Seattle’s weather from his futon. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0018: Fruit Fantasy Draft
Which fruit is top banana? David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell put their melons together and literally compare apples and oranges. Ryan doesn’t give a fig about Jeff’s new scale. David thinks watermelon rinds are plum. Jeff finds himself in a real pickle over best artificial fruit flavor. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0016: Road Sign Fantasy Draft
STOP! WRONG WAY! DO NOT ENTER! Signs, signs. Everywhere a sign. But which ones are the best? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell navigate this topic to determine the nation’s top road signs . Ryan experiences the existential angst of l’appel du vide. Dave does carpool karaoke with Vanessa Carlton. Jeff regails with a totally-not-boring history of road sign typefaces. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0015: Modes of Transportation Fantasy Draft
I’m on a boat! No wait. I’m on a space shuttle! No wait… What’s the best mode of transportation? The Habit tackles this tricky transportation topic. David Swidler gets a job announcing women’s volleyball. Ryan Dobosh dreams of Space Camp. Jeff Schell fires shots at blimps. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0012: Biomes Fantasy Draft
Biomes? Geographical features? Landforms? Whatever you call those things, Indoorsmen David Swidler and Jeff Schell sort through the confusion to draft their favorites. Mr. Schell throws shade at picnics, fireworks, and… well, shade. David appreciates nature from behind a steering wheel, and shares more than just his name with Magician David Copperfield. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0011: Alphabet Fantasy Draft
Which letters of the alphabet make the grade? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell debate their ABCs. Ryan struggles to transition from Truck Friend to Truck Guy. Jeff’s research doesn’t win him any friends. Dave opens a drug store on Paradise Island. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0010: Condiments Fantasy Draft
Is ketchup with mac ‘n cheese a sin or sinfully delicious? What pairs best with french fries? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell answer these centuries-old questions as they draft their favorite condiments. Ryan reveals his hidden hot dog shame. David refuses to try your seafood, no matter what you claim it tastes like. Jeff welcomes our benevolent Heinz Overlords. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0009: States Fantasy Draft
Which states are the best? Dave, Ryan, and Jeff tackle this polarizing question, and debate whether there are enough worthy states to fill a Top Ten list. Jeff learns a tiger can’t change its spots. Dave reveals a secret affair with Sunset Magazine. Ryan recalls his first fake ID and his passion for both boozing and cruising. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0008.5: Bonus Clip
The Habit boys took a week off from recording to celebrate Mother’s Day. They’ll be back next week. In the meantime, please enjoy this NSFM (not safe for moms) bonus clip. Special bonus appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0006: Super Powers Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best super powers. Jeff finds himself crouched in the corner of a room, coated in baby powder. Ryan shape shifts into an animal that sits atop domed stadiums. Dave stumbles into telekinesis while controlling Seattle’s weather from his futon. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0005: Holidays Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best Holidays. The Irish and the entire season of Spring get caught in the crossfire. Jeff is is assailed for his mirth-depleting Eight-Point Holiday Scale. Mark and Dave have difficulty naming more than two holidays. Ryan requests Saint Valentine to suck it. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.