I’m on a boat! No wait. I’m on a space shuttle! No wait… What’s the best mode of transportation? The Habit tackles this tricky transportation topic. David Swidler gets a job announcing women’s volleyball. Ryan Dobosh dreams of Space Camp. Jeff Schell fires shots at blimps. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0014: Breakfast Cereal Mascot Fantasy Draft
Tony the Tiger. Sugar Bear. The Trix Rabbit. What do the best cereals all have in common? (Besides causing early onset obesity.) Jeff Schell, Ryan Dobosh, and Mark Siano salute Cap’n Crunch and his fellow Cereal Mascots. Ryan gives Yelp one star. Jeff weighs-in on cannonballs vs jackknives. Mark dances around his first time getting stoned. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0013: Mythical Creatures Fantasy Draft
Are unicorns racist? Can mermaids be fish-top-woman-bottom? A Mythical Creatures Draft of epic proportions hosted by the three-headed beast of Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Ryan shares his tips for seducing moms. Jeff transforms into a Centaur for HILF Volumes 1 – 3. Mark exposes the global conspiracy behind Narwhals. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0012: Biomes Fantasy Draft
Biomes? Geographical features? Landforms? Whatever you call those things, Indoorsmen David Swidler and Jeff Schell sort through the confusion to draft their favorites. Mr. Schell throws shade at picnics, fireworks, and… well, shade. David appreciates nature from behind a steering wheel, and shares more than just his name with Magician David Copperfield. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0011: Alphabet Fantasy Draft
Which letters of the alphabet make the grade? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell debate their ABCs. Ryan struggles to transition from Truck Friend to Truck Guy. Jeff’s research doesn’t win him any friends. Dave opens a drug store on Paradise Island. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0010: Condiments Fantasy Draft
Is ketchup with mac ‘n cheese a sin or sinfully delicious? What pairs best with french fries? Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, and Jeff Schell answer these centuries-old questions as they draft their favorite condiments. Ryan reveals his hidden hot dog shame. David refuses to try your seafood, no matter what you claim it tastes like. Jeff welcomes our benevolent Heinz Overlords. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0009: States Fantasy Draft
Which states are the best? Dave, Ryan, and Jeff tackle this polarizing question, and debate whether there are enough worthy states to fill a Top Ten list. Jeff learns a tiger can’t change its spots. Dave reveals a secret affair with Sunset Magazine. Ryan recalls his first fake ID and his passion for both boozing and cruising. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0008.5: Bonus Clip
The Habit boys took a week off from recording to celebrate Mother’s Day. They’ll be back next week. In the meantime, please enjoy this NSFM (not safe for moms) bonus clip. Special bonus appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0008: Ways To Die Fantasy Draft
Who says Death should get the final laugh? Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell mine humor from natural disasters, plane crashes, and being literally surrounded by loved ones as you pass away. Mark opines the romantic ideals of coughing up blood. Jeff prefers a naked death over pain. Ryan donates his organs to sharks. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0007: Board Games Fantasy Draft
Ryan Dobosh and Jeff Schell match wits as they debate the relative merits of classic board games Chess, Monopoly, Scrabble, Risk, Battleship, and more. Jeff pulls a real Apples to Apples move by deferring first pick. Ryan throws shade at Settlers of Catan. Jeff and your Grandmother get along fabulously. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0006: Super Powers Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best super powers. Jeff finds himself crouched in the corner of a room, coated in baby powder. Ryan shape shifts into an animal that sits atop domed stadiums. Dave stumbles into telekinesis while controlling Seattle’s weather from his futon. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0005: Holidays Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best Holidays. The Irish and the entire season of Spring get caught in the crossfire. Jeff is is assailed for his mirth-depleting Eight-Point Holiday Scale. Mark and Dave have difficulty naming more than two holidays. Ryan requests Saint Valentine to suck it. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0004: Breakfast Food Fantasy Draft
Lucas Thayer, John Osebold, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell debate the best breakfast foods, and entangle themselves in the age old “pancakes vs waffles” debate, while collectively try to understand chicken-fried steak. Jeff unleashes his daddy issues. Ryan is offended by cottage cheese. Luke treats us to an amazing dog impression. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0003: Body Parts Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell debate what counts as an “organ”, and collectively attempt to identify the prostate. David feels threatened by his two-year old. Ryan is taken aback by Texan hospitality. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0002: Movie Theater Snacks Fantasy Draft
Ryan gets in an accident with a possible Leprechaun, and then divines weather with his tendons. Jeff and Ryan draft the best movie theater food. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0001: Zoo Animal Fantasy Draft
Jeff and Ryan discuss the betrayal by, and redemption of, Lando Calrissian, and draft the best zoo animals. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.