Ep 0058: Convenience Store Items

The Habit Comedy Podcast
The Habit Comedy Podcast
Ep 0058: Convenience Store Items

Hurry! Pop in to the convenience store. You’ve got 90 seconds. What are you getting? Candy? Condoms? Scratchers for grandpa? The Habit Comedy Podcasts drafts the best items to purchase at your local convenience store.

Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so.

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2 Replies to “Ep 0058: Convenience Store Items”

  1. There’s so much good in this episode (if you say so). But I have bad news for Ryan regarding his comment “pieces of cheese”. That’s not cheese! (Pigs’ toe-cheese, maybe). No matter – CCR on the radio and a cold brew in hand and you’ll never know the difference.

    Jeff’s reference to Ryan and the word “kinfolk” not only made me laugh, but inspired me to write:

    The Ballad of Florgia Ryan
    (Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett, AKA theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies)

    Come and listen to the rantings of a man named Ryan,
    A Florgia Plains drifter that’ll leave yer eyes a’cryin.
    He’s a’heard on the podcast called The Habit Com-e-dee,
    The people’s champ-i-on representin you an me.

    Bits an more.
    Repartoire (Re’-par-twore).
    Comic gold.

    Well the first thing ya know Ryan’s on the Solo-Flex!
    An how how down South the cousins all be havin sex.
    An stoppin for some beer at the corner gro-cer-ee,
    (And when he wears his Trucker Hat, it ain’t no novelty!)

    “F**k THAT sh*t!”
    “If you say so”
    “Maybe once I’m sober”

    (tempo change)

    Well now it’s time for Walk-Ons and the Suck-It song my friend,
    And maybe Jeff will add some out-takes to the very end.
    You’re all invited back next week (if there’s more – hope-full-ee),
    If not there’s reruns from the start, with our pal Billy Dee.

    Williams that is.
    Well, well, well.
    “It’s a trap!”
    “Podcast timeout!”

  2. Great comment. And I do say so.

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