What are the best inventions in the history of mankind? What makes a good invention? Which inventions have withstood the test of time? These all would have been good things for us to discuss. Pity. Oh well. At least you can hear about yellow first down markers and blow jobs. Featuring Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, […]
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Ep 0041: One Name Celebrities
Does Prince actually have a last name? Would you take a selfie with Oprah? What in God’s name (literally) makes a one-name celebrity? The boys of The Habit answer these questions, to name a few, as they draft their ultimate team of One Name Celebrities.
Ep 0038: Mythical Creatures [Ep 0013 Rebroadcast]
With the World Cup in full swing and no new episode to show for it, Jeff and Ryan stop by to say hi, and introduce a special (lazy) rebroadcast of a favorite episode of The Fantasy Draft Podcast, The Best Mythical Creatures.
Featuring Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0032: Smells
What are the best smells? Flowers, food, farts? Take a whiff on The Fantasy Draft Podcast as we draft the Best Smells.
Featuring Mark Siano, Lucas Thayer, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold.
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Ep 0021: Cheese
Can you name the best cheese? Ryan Dobosh, Mark Siano, and Jeff Schell stink up the joint with a very cheesy episode. Mark munches on Brie rind. Ryan cruises the neighborhood with his shirt off. Jeff has the food palate of a five-year-old. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0019: Ways To Get Stoned
Bong, spliff, pipe, gummies, or vaping? Mark, Ryan and Jeff hash out the best way to get stoned. Jeff weeds out anything combustible. Ryan’s hand-held vaporizer goes to pot. Mark is blunt with his mom. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0014: Breakfast Cereal Mascot Fantasy Draft
Tony the Tiger. Sugar Bear. The Trix Rabbit. What do the best cereals all have in common? (Besides causing early onset obesity.) Jeff Schell, Ryan Dobosh, and Mark Siano salute Cap’n Crunch and his fellow Cereal Mascots. Ryan gives Yelp one star. Jeff weighs-in on cannonballs vs jackknives. Mark dances around his first time getting stoned. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0013: Mythical Creatures Fantasy Draft
Are unicorns racist? Can mermaids be fish-top-woman-bottom? A Mythical Creatures Draft of epic proportions hosted by the three-headed beast of Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Ryan shares his tips for seducing moms. Jeff transforms into a Centaur for HILF Volumes 1 – 3. Mark exposes the global conspiracy behind Narwhals. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0008.5: Bonus Clip
The Habit boys took a week off from recording to celebrate Mother’s Day. They’ll be back next week. In the meantime, please enjoy this NSFM (not safe for moms) bonus clip. Special bonus appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0008: Ways To Die Fantasy Draft
Who says Death should get the final laugh? Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell mine humor from natural disasters, plane crashes, and being literally surrounded by loved ones as you pass away. Mark opines the romantic ideals of coughing up blood. Jeff prefers a naked death over pain. Ryan donates his organs to sharks. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.
Ep 0005: Holidays Fantasy Draft
David Swidler, Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell draft and rank the best Holidays. The Irish and the entire season of Spring get caught in the crossfire. Jeff is is assailed for his mirth-depleting Eight-Point Holiday Scale. Mark and Dave have difficulty naming more than two holidays. Ryan requests Saint Valentine to suck it. Special guest appearance by Billy Dee Williams.