An All New Holiday Musical

A Very Die Hard Christmas




A New Holiday Musical Parody
From the Writers of The Habit 
WHO: The Habit Comedy and Seattle Public Theater
WHAT: A Very Die Hard Christmas – the new musical parody
WHERE: Seattle Public Theater (Bathhouse Theatre on Greenlake) 7312 West Green Lake Dr N, Seattle WA 98103
WHEN: December 1st – 23rd
November 15, 2018 – Seattle WA – It’s a Christmas miracle, Yippie Kai Yay! From the comedy writers that have had Seattle in stitches for years, comes A Very Die Hard Christmas, a new musical parody that is sure to blow the roof off the joint. Sketch writers from The Habit team up with Seattle Public Theater to create a new holiday comedy perfect for those who like their Christmas entertainment with lots of action, 80s jokes, smooth soft rock jams, and snarky German terrorists.
Running in tandem with Seattle Public Theater’s production of the popular noir style Christmastown, this new musical comedy from The Habit and Marxiano Productions runs December 1-23 at the Bathhouse Theatre on the shores of Green Lake.
A Very Die Hard Christmas is directed by Mark Siano (BohemiaSeattle ViceTwister BeachSoft Rock) with music by John Kranz (Modern Luv, Seattle ViceSoft Rock) and featuring a new cast just confirmed and announced today:

John McClane – Jason Marr

Hans Gruber – Rebecca Olson
Holly Gennaro – Helen Roundhill
Sgt. Al – Monique Aldred
Hienrich/Fist Toes/FBI – Michael Blackwood
Ginny – Alissa Cattabriga
Karl – Hisam Goueli
Ellis – Kat Schelonka
Theo – Mike Barbee
Takagi/FBI Agent Johnson – David Hsieh
The Fixer – Sue Slakter
Narrator – Mark Siano
Airport VO/Terrrorist Number 9: Troy Lund
Terrorist Number 5: John Kranz
Music Director – John Kranz
Stage Manager – Noël Parkinson
Director – Mark Siano
Writer – Jeff Schell and The Habit
Production Design – Ron Darling
Production Sound and Design – Rob Witmer
Properties Design – Robin Macartney
Original Music – John Kranz and Mark Siano
Additional Associate Artists – Genevieve St. Charles Monet, Jessica Dodge, Dani Norberg, Claire Marx
Poster design – Jeff Schell
Preview: Thursday, Nov. 29th – 7:30pm
Opening: Saturday, Dec. 1st – 9:00pm
Sunday: Dec. 2nd – 7:00pm
Saturday: Dec. 8th – 7:00pm
Saturday: Dec. 8th – 9:00pm
Sunday: Dec. 9th – 7:00pm
Friday: Dec. 14th – 7:00pm
Friday: Dec. 14th – 9:00pm
Saturday: Dec. 15th – 9:00pm
Sunday: Dec. 16th – 7:00pm
Tuesday: Dec. 18th – 7:30pm (Industry night)
Friday: Dec. 21st – 7:00pm
Friday: Dec. 21st – 9:00pm
Saturday: Dec. 22nd – 9:00pm
Sunday: Dec. 23rd – 5:00pm
Sunday: Dec. 23rd – 7:00pm
Producing partners – The Habit Comedy and Marxiano Productions in partnership with Seattle Public Theater